Mistress Evita’s private prison is situated within three miles of Birmingham city centre in a well appointed private residence.

Males may humbly apply for the privilege of occupying Her prison cell, and being securely locked up personally by Mistress Evita, for any period from 2 to 24 hours.

Prisoners are fed on bread and water only, and must expect to remain locked in their cell for the whole duration of the agreed period of incarceration as early release is not possible.

No talking in the cell.

No rattling of the cell bars, or other unacceptable noise. Prisoners must remain silently in their cell until released by Mistress Evita.

From 10am to 9pm prisoners must stand in their cells unless ordered otherwise by Mistress Evita. Sitting or lying without permission is strictly forbidden, and is a punishable offence.

Prisoners will be handcuffed and chained up at all times.

Prisoners will be under strict supervision during temporary release for exercise and will remain shackled.

Overnight prisoners may be secured in a prone position after 9pm until the following morning, at Mistress Evita’s discretion.

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Once a request for imprisonment has been accepted by Mistress Evita, directions will be given to the prison location.

Upon arrival, prisoners will be required to strip before Mistress Evita, who will then state the Prison Rules, and agreed sentence.

The prisoner will then take a supervised shower, and be kitted out in regulation prison uniform.

Prisoner will then be escorted to the cell by Mistress Evita, handcuffed and securely locked in the cell, to begin sentence.